WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR!?!???

I've been holed up in my house all day...writing and putting so much thought into the logistics of the show tomorrow that it just hit me:

WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR!??!?

I unpacked one of my cruise suitcase today, filled with clothes I haven't thought of in two months. The days of tank tops seem so far away....like the days of free rent and free food, or a non-socially-retarded man-friend.

I got a shiny red shirt for the holidays...but red seems so December. Or maybe it's early Valentine's Day, which feels pathetic.

I found my spanks- maybe I'll break out my low-cut black dress? Nah...then I'll have to be on "boob watch" all night.

The pink sequined top? Too skin-y.

Nothing that involves the strapless bra- I don't feel funny when my boobs jiggle like JELL-O.

T-shirt and jeans? hmmm....No. Isn't there a rule that you have to dress up for your own show?

What are Ben and Andrew gonna wear? Maybe we should match....is it too late to order bowling slash bad improv team shirts??

Saran-wrap dress and a thong? You wish. But it would look cool under the stage lights...

Nothing inolving uncomfortable shoes. Uncomfortable (girly) shoes = UNfunny Michelle. So....a skirt and sneakers? CLASSY. Attention girly girls with nice small feet who can wear heels for days: suck it!

No exposed calf...because then I'd have to shave my legs...and I am kind of going for a record here.

What about one of my "interview pantsuits" and sneakers? Look out Portia, there's a New ELLEN in town!

My new glasses or Contacts? Hair flipped out? or under? rings? or necklace?

Should I polish my nails?? Should I try a new eyeshadow technique?? False eyelashes???

Jeeeeez. It's SO HARD being a girl! I'm glad I have this blog to figure things out, because I used to have write ths kind of stuff down on an actual piece of paper...killing a tree one indecision at a time.

Maybe I'll just throw on the shirt I got from work the other day- it's a t-shirt with the playboy bunny and it says, "I POSED TODAY." That's funny on a lot of levels.

WISH ME LUCK!