DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU’RE CRAZY!?

Okay....so I have been making some strange choices lately....But I KNOW that these choices are a little crazy...so doesn't that make me sane?

They aren't scary choices....like, I'm not on drugs or anything. But I'm doing things that are pretty uncharacteristic...maybe I'm changing...or maybe I'm crazy.

I am having fun and not hurting anyone....but sometimes I wonder if this period of my life is going to be the subject of my next one woman show.

I guess if that is the case....I say BRING ON THE COMEDY. It's gonna help the show, right?

CHECK OUT MY NEW EYE SPACE PAGE!!

So....remember in metal shop in high school....you had to watch the film strips that taught you the importance of wearing safety goggles while working on machinery? We called them the "Bloody Eye Films"



People would hold up the pair of safety goggles that saved their eyeball, and they would usually have a shard of metail sticking out of them. They were part of the "Wise Owl Club"....because they wore their safety goggles like a wise owl. (what??)



Well...someone should have given me a pair of safety goggles before I went bowling last night. I had no idea it was so dangerous!

WHAT I'VE LEARNED THIS WEEK

1. I'm in L-O-V-E with my new hair dryer. Seriously.

2. Pity Parties are no fun by yourself.

3. Dog birthday parties are fun, but not sanitary. I played with some slobbery pups, and remembered NOT washing my hands just as I was licking icing off my fingers. mmmmmm.

4. I am almost always late mailing in parking tickets. Hence the legal notice from the nice law firm in Denver. Here's your $60; now shove it up your retainer.

5. I want to meet the guy who invented the terms "MEAT CURTAINS" and "BEEF SHEETS".....and teach him a lesson.

6. When you make 7-layer dip with vegetarian ground "beef" it feels like you are the star of your own personal Foldgers commercial ("These customers don't know it, but we switched out their regular ground beef with Yves...") If they can't tell the difference, why should we?

7. Sometimes I mix up my coffee and shampoo commercials.

8. I have added two new restaurants to my list of favorites: Katsuya and Paru's (indian vegetarian).

9. Just because it's a comedy show does not mean it's funny.

10. I can set boundries!

11. People really love my new voice mail message.

12. I am 83% stalkable. And I'm 91% paranoid. So I'm playing it 98% safe.

13. I still like to hear gossip even if I'm not part of it anymore.

14. My bowling is REALLY inconsistent.

15. When someone initiates a video chat without asking first....it feels like a long warm hug from a sweaty stranger.

16. Just because you're an attorney doesn't mean you have a good job.

17. Starbucks makes cupcakes. But I'm sure they are fair trade...

18. I have 28 pairs of shoes, 10 of which I wear regularly....but I can't seem to part with the other 18 pairs.

19. I need to call Oprah before I become a shoe hoarder.

20. If you can't find the charger for your cordless sweeper on the internet, that's probably God's way of telling you vacuuming is overrated.

21. Double U's and Double R's make a word look wrong.

22. I should have stopped at 20.

Remember this?

I have FINALLY figured out the reason I could never post pictures in my blog-I had my settings all jacked up.

SO....now...what you have all been waiting for:



PS. Divorce Pic below!

PHOENIX: SUCK IT.

Things were going great. Then I left for four months…to do fun things and make some great money, in order to have some freedom to make more great things happen. Then I got back. And things were good…for a while. Not great, but I had this new outlook on life: RELAX. Everything happens for a reason, and I don't need to kill myself in the "hustle." I just need to trust that it's going to work out, do the work, and LIVE my life.

"Invest in the life you have in order to get the life you want…"

That was working well...and then some crap happened. Then some other crap…then some funny crap, and some completely horrible crap.

WHAT THE CRAP!?

I read an article on some new-age website about how things were supposed to be wrapping up and falling away at the end of 2007, and by the middle of January 2008, things were going to be starting new, fresh- great things were supposed to rise up from the ashes.

It feels like the only things rising from the ashes are more ashes.

GOOD NEWS?

I found out today that I'm officially divorced.

So I guess that means I have to retire a couple jokes...

Hey guys, READ the sign. The line forms to the LEFT...

HERE LIES MARRIAGE

b. 2/28/97 (courthouse) and 7/26/97(wedding)
d. 1/30/08



Divorce Picture!!