What I've learned this week:
1. San Fransisco + falling off the weight loss wagon = good pictures and lot of regret.
2. Seeing good friends only once in the past 8 years is horrible.
3. Playing with the otters on the other side of the glass makes little kids REALLY jealous (hey you little brats- go suck it!!)
4. Cleaning my room is painful. But cleaning it for a date makes the pain worth it. :)
5. Jenna Jameson is very articulate.
6. Hearing the orchestra play your friend's band's song during the OSCARS is VERY EXCITING!!!
7. Stand-up is like an abusive boyfriend. But he's REALLLLLLLY Cute!
8. YouTube allows The Traveling Susans to live on. (thanks Damian!)
9. HISSING at a woman at the Laundromat makes YOU the crazy lady.
10. I think Darrell Hammond does a better Al Gore than Al Gore.
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Friday, February 16, 2007
DEAD DAD DAY
HAPPY DEAD DAD DAY EVERYONE!
It's been 10 years. And it still sucks.
You can write a show. You can deal with your anger. You can RE-learn to communicate. But at the end of the day, I'd rather still be fucked up and have a dad.
It's been 10 years. And it still sucks.
You can write a show. You can deal with your anger. You can RE-learn to communicate. But at the end of the day, I'd rather still be fucked up and have a dad.
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
MY (almost got) LUCKY NIGHT
I could have gone home with a cute drunk guy tonight!!
But it didn't work out.....
He was eating chips from a giant silver bowl while watching the show....cute!
He was heckling....in that loving "I'm agreeing with you" way. sexy!
He obliged when the bar owner asked him to take off his weapons (a knife and a pair of surgical scissors in their own holster on his belt. dangerous...yet respectful!
He was in his late 30s, and he was wearing colors.....dedicated! loyal!
He chimed in at the perfect time during one of my jokes.. "But you're not fat!" oh. my. god. I think he likes me.
Then the test: I told him I would make out with him if he would "shut the eff up." And he laughed. He REALLY likes me!
After my set we had an AWESOME conversatoin:
Him: I think you're really pretty and funny. And I'm sorry I was talking so much. Can I buy you a drink?
Me: No thank you. I'm okay.
Him: Okay, well can I "buy" you a glass of water?
Me: Yes, Thank you. that would be nice.
Him: Okay. I'll be right back.
Me: .....(STILL WAITING!)
When will I learn? You thugs are all talk...
But it didn't work out.....
He was eating chips from a giant silver bowl while watching the show....cute!
He was heckling....in that loving "I'm agreeing with you" way. sexy!
He obliged when the bar owner asked him to take off his weapons (a knife and a pair of surgical scissors in their own holster on his belt. dangerous...yet respectful!
He was in his late 30s, and he was wearing colors.....dedicated! loyal!
He chimed in at the perfect time during one of my jokes.. "But you're not fat!" oh. my. god. I think he likes me.
Then the test: I told him I would make out with him if he would "shut the eff up." And he laughed. He REALLY likes me!
After my set we had an AWESOME conversatoin:
Him: I think you're really pretty and funny. And I'm sorry I was talking so much. Can I buy you a drink?
Me: No thank you. I'm okay.
Him: Okay, well can I "buy" you a glass of water?
Me: Yes, Thank you. that would be nice.
Him: Okay. I'll be right back.
Me: .....(STILL WAITING!)
When will I learn? You thugs are all talk...
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