WHAT I'VE LEARNED THIS WEEK (III)

What I've learned this week:

1. San Fransisco + falling off the weight loss wagon = good pictures and lot of regret.

2. Seeing good friends only once in the past 8 years is horrible.

3. Playing with the otters on the other side of the glass makes little kids REALLY jealous (hey you little brats- go suck it!!)

4. Cleaning my room is painful. But cleaning it for a date makes the pain worth it. :)

5. Jenna Jameson is very articulate.

6. Hearing the orchestra play your friend's band's song during the OSCARS is VERY EXCITING!!!

7. Stand-up is like an abusive boyfriend. But he's REALLLLLLLY Cute!

8. YouTube allows The Traveling Susans to live on. (thanks Damian!)

9. HISSING at a woman at the Laundromat makes YOU the crazy lady.

10. I think Darrell Hammond does a better Al Gore than Al Gore.