ASSSSPEN = Funny

Last week, I went to the Aspen Comedy festival. It's in Aspen. It's frickin' cold and HARD TO BREATHE in Aspen, thanks to my new "LA Blood." I'm not exactly sure when the transfusion happened, but it did.

Some wierd stuff happened.

Steven Wright slid past me at a party, and before I realized who it was, he was gone. Then at one point, he was talking to my boy (Josh) Blue, and they looked so cute with their beards and funny-ness. But I couldn't grab my camera fast enough to get a picture. However, I did get a picture of the best meal of the week.

BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO POST IT HERE. DAMN YOU PHOTOBUCKET.

I saw fewer shows this year, because I spent a lot of late nights at parties, and consequently a lot of time sleeping it off in the morning. The parties were worth the loss of sleep, because I met a lot of cool people with big creative jobs and/or a great sense of humor. Both types are fascinating to talk to.

I saw more fur than I've ever seen at a zoo. Just because it's ASPEN doesn't mean you have to advocate death, you douchebags. But as I walked 1.5 miles to a party in the bitter cold, all I could think was, "Gee, I wish there was something that I could kill right now that would make me warm." I never saw any animals, and I didn't bring my cowboy hat, so I couldn't have pulled the outfit together anyway.

During an awards presentation, William Baldwin made a reference to something that happened at a party that I attended and witnessed. It was strange. I wonder if he knows Kevin Bacon too...?

I celebrated my birthday unceremoniously. And since I live in LA now, I have to say it was my 25th, and laugh coyly. oooohhhhh hahahahahah. I'm so YOUNG and adorable! Who wants to buy me a drink?

I had fun hanging out with my friend Ben Kronberg. He is hilarious. And a giant douche. And when he's famous, I'm gonna tell people that he stole my jokes. It's not true, but it's publicity right?

Overall, a great week in funny-town. And now it's back to reality...

Luckily, reality is pretty fun right now too.