LA- Land of Lines

The Hollywood sign should read: "Lineywood"

1- Asssscat

2- IO West

3. M-Bar (no line, but no show, so it might as well have been a line)

4-Largo

5-Open call for Last Comic Standing

6-Comedy Death Ray

2 of the 6 lines actually paid off . So Lineywood, you're running a success rate of 33% -just like our school systems.

But you were still fun. and funny. Wanna go out?

Other highlights:

Getting a soda thrown on my car on the highway by a douchebag in a land rover

Meeting some cool (normal??) people in the line for LCS.

Getting a taste of what it's like to be a comic over 50 and CRAZY.

Note to self: don't do impressions, don't wear tap shoes or a white tie to an audition, and don't forget how to have a normal conversation with people (in other words, don't disguise your 20 year old act as stuff that just happens to come up).

I think I'm ready.