WHAT I'VE LEARNED THIS WEEK (II)

What I've learned this week:

1. Sometimes I share too much with people who don't know me very well. It's one thing to bare a dark secret to strangers onstage and turn it into a joke, but it's worse to drop it into conversation with someone you know *a little*... "ONE TIME, I MADE MY HUSBAND SO MAD HE SPIT ON ME." Aahhhh that's adorable....and you must be CRAZY!

2. I am uncomfortable folding my underwear in front of my roomate.

3. I need new underwear.

4. Positive healing energy directed to someone in need is a powerful thing. If you are reading this, please send some healing vibes to my friend Shelley.

5. Making low-fat cookies allows me to justify eating more of them.

6. I look rediculous doing pilates in my living room. (whoever was spying through the blinds tonight- you're WELCOME for the free boob shot).

8. I need better blinds.

9. Late-night dialing ends in frustration. Unless it's the "it's Michael's birthday, and listen to how drunk we are!" call....then it's hilarious.

8. Clean sheets make me happy.

9. I need a diagram to flip my mattress (every time!)

10. Weeds was worth the wait. (say that three times)

11. I am proud of people who are living their dreams, even if I don't know them. Of course, it's cooler when the people are also nice. (I met some people in Aspen last year who made a film that was nominated for an OSCAR this week....I emailed just to say congrats, and the director emailed me back. Cool).

12. I hate Oprah's hair right now

13. I'm not good with numbers.