1/2 lb. Lives with his Mother (he likes women!)
1T. Unemployment (lots of free time to hang out together!)
1 c. Aversion to responsibility (free spirit!)
1/4 tsp. Mystery (aka excuses that sounds like lies!)
Dash of Someone else's panties under his bed ("those are my mom's!")
Heaping scoop of regret in his eyes when his ex is around.
Mix ingredients together in a kleenex, pour into an oven-safe bowl, add alcohol to taste. Heat until painful. Let sit six months and enjoy! Alt: If you can't find the panties under his bed, (or if he has a job), you can substitute 2 cups of myspace stalking.
Bone apathetic!
Friday, October 19, 2007
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