SEVEN-MONTH SELL-OUT

It only took seven months for me to sell out!

There is a video of my boobs on the internet (and on my page). Does that mean I have made it, or that I'm an uber whore?

I am gonna be working on a cruise ship soon. I hope there are tinsel-y curtains to go with those checks!!

I killed a bunch of ants yesterday...because bugs are icky.

(The smell of RAID Ant & Roach Killer gives me a massive headache. And yet, it is better than waking up with an ant crawling on my pillow).

I re-wrote some of my jokes...to be funnier. (Still can't figure out how to make then cleaner...)

I went to a "beach house" this weekend.

I am more "groomy."

I valet-ed my car when I didn't really need to.

I ate a half a bag of jellybeans today. But they were the fancy ones...

I cleaned my room. (WHAT??!?)

I took a walk around a park, because it was "fun" and "beautiful" outside.

I went to IN-N-OUT yesterday...and ordered a burger "animal style."

I kissed someone on the cheek yesterday.

Add em up.

S+E+L+L+L+I+N+G+O+U+T= a good time.

Gotta run. Botox injection bright and early...for my dog!



PS. I just checked- my road rage is as healthy as ever, and I still hate baby showers...THANK GOD! That was a close one!