CRUISE BLOG #1

Uhm. So many things. So little time. I'm on a ship. We did some shows for 800 people at a time. We rocked. I'm having a blast. It is HOT. I am sweaty. I haven't found the gym yet, but I have found the 24 hour irish pub that serves the best burgers at 3am. It's the first week. I'm giving myself a break. There was a crew party last night. Met some awesome people (free beer!). There will be a "CREW SHOW" coming up, and I'm hoping to do some stand-up (the crew likes it dirty! yay!!!). Today, I spent about three hours bobbing in the ocean on the amazing island called Tortola.

My lap top broke...at a VERY interesting moment.

My TV doesn't work.

I can't charge my iPod (computer broken).

All of the possible distractions are broken or not available. Spending a lot of quality time with my head (it's like a party in there).

There is an internet cafe on the ship, which is awesome and a little pricey. But being able to do some actual writing and/or serious emaling (or posting pictures) is on hold for the moment. I'm gonna see if I can get the laptop fixed in NYC on port day. Even if I have to show some skin.

People on ships like to play ping pong and bingo like it's their job.

I promise I will have some good stories soon.