THE TV SITUATION

There are televisions in all the staterooms. Fancy huh?

The channels are DURGE.

One is a ship channel....(where to eat on the ship, what shore excursions to do, where to shop in the Ports, etc.-"WHERE oh where will I buy my new diamond necklace Horace?"). I'm sure the viewership on that channel is WAY down this week. Regardless......BORING.

One channel is 24 hour loop of the ship safety video. If this thing is going down, I'll flip on the TV to see how to put my life vest on. BORING.

One is a channel with bad CG- "Report from the bridge"- Weather, wind direction, kms travelled, etc. BORING.

One is the Cartoon Network. I have to be in a special mood for that one.

Two movie channels- showing the same movies for the past month. I thought they would switch it up for July, but I think it's the same.

These are the movies I've partially watched:

Night At The Museum

Dream Girls

Because I Said So

The Pursuit of Happyness

The Holiday



SO, the saving grace of the TV dial is TNT. They play Law & Order all the time. ALLLLLLLLLL THE TIME. I watched a handful of episodes over the years, but since getting on this ship, I have been watching Law & Order like it's my job. Who needs lawschool? Who needs detective training, 10 years on the force, and a partner who could be a model? Give me a dead body and New York City and I will find the killer and send him to prison within an hour.

"He won't need that apron where he's going."

In one of our cast cabins, they have the "crew channel" which apparently is awesome. But I don't get that in my room. So it's Law & Order or DVDs. (The girl who had my cabin last left us a DVD player....thank the LORD. I've watched a bunch of SNL Season one, and 40 Year Old Virgin. I'm gonna break one of my movie rules and watch Pirates of the Carribean in the next few days.

And because I don't know who I am anymore, I might as well watch Pirates while wearing my Crocs too.

Thank God I will get my Laptop back this weekend, because I NEED HELP!