DISASTER!

I wanted to write a new blog today, but I just can't bring myself to do it.

LIFE IS A DISASTER!

I couldn't find find fat-free cheese OR Boca Bratworst at Von's, AND they didn't have the bagels I like.

I think I have a vericose vein- it hurts behind my knee, right where I cross my lady legs.

I don't know how to spell vericose.

I'm going back to bed. Maybe the unbearable darkess will clear up after...

WAIT- I can't go to bed, because my sheets are in the WASHER!

This is too much. I hope there are no ropes or bourbon in my kitchen...

WAIT- I have BOTH of those things in my kitchen! shit.

I have to get out of here. I'll get in my car and...

WAIT! I just hit a bratty child with my car.

Whew....for a minute I thought I was having a bad day!