PAARRRT TIME!!

Hey douchebags!

Just in case you are wondering, things are changing!

I am now working part-time. No more 40 hours per week of porn. This is both good and scary as hell. I will have to learn the art of bugeting...

BUT it's going to free my brain up to do more creative things, such as:

1. Scour the internet for a rich husband ("number 1 was fun, but 2 will buy me shoes!")

2. Grow a beard.

3. Go through my underwear drawer. (not to get rid of anything....just to appreciate)

4. Learn to paint my name on a piece of rice. (You can sell anything in Venice!)

But for reallllllz: I'm excited. Change is good, and I know everything's going to work out financially, because I'm scared into action.

Today was my first day at home, and I made some major progress already.

I made soup, got my car washed, cleaned my trunk, made my bed, rediscovered (and updated) my itunes library, charged my ipod, researched voice-over studios, went to the post office to mail my mother's day present, did the dishes, sent a bunch of emails, did yoga, AND I took a shower. I KNOW! Holy productive Miracle, right? Just think what I can accomplish being home two full days per week (plus the weekends!). Look out to do list. I'm coming for you.

Let me know if you need me to do anything for you. Once I take over the world, I'll be looking for stuff to do.

Hearts and farts.