NOTES I'VE WRITTEN AT WORK

The following are things I've actually jotted down at work (shorthand intact). I am narrowing in on my last few days at this job, and I never want to forget how special it is.

1.. "Each spot with sex needs it's own DVD"

2. "Sourcelists for hardcore asians."

3. "True forgiveness is when you can say thank you for giving me that experience....when you can give up the hope that the past could have been different." (this was a direct quote from Oprah. I thought it looked nice on a post-it).

4. "Open with Sizzle reel"

5. "last shot of McK Pain-whipping bent over-girl not wearing anything. Shot needs replaced."

6. "Leather Skin Peek- add Monique 'JUMP'"

7. "If you get a job in porn, follow these rules:"

1. Pretend it is normal

2. Don't tell anyone

3. Look for another job.

8. "Dim Sum- RETARDED."

9. "We've torn down the old God of Phonebooks and propped up the new God- GOOGLE."

10. "Develop a plan"

11. "How Much? Not the right size. Limited selection."

12. Between the Sheets- Cut tags.

There might be better ones when I clean out my desk. I'll keep you posted.