WHAT I'VE LEARNED THIS WEEK

I've been trying to think of something new to write.And I've been trying to be more positive. But honestly, this week it's more of the same.

1. Moving is fantastic!

2. I understand boys!

3. I am great with math!

(Like I said...trying to be more positive)

...one new thing. I need matress bags- to store my matresses, so they don't gets no bedbugs. I can't find them anywhere. When I moved from Colorado, I found them at Wal-mart, so I thought I could get them at Wal-Mart again. I drove to Panorama City to the only Wal-Mart in a 20 mile radius....and guess what? NO Mattress bags. No dish boxes. Nothing that I needed.

BUT I did get AIDS. (and it was CHEAP!)

4. I HATE WAL-MART. That's something new this week. Hey douchebag with the name tag: don't send me to the paint section if you don't KNOW FOR SURE.

5. It takes a REALLY long time to export video. Longer than it takes to Import. Just like messages into your brain. Easier to input than erase.

6. Wendy's and Wal-mart....two rare things in Southern California. Oddly enough, both in the same shopping center in Panorama City! They should call it PARADISE CITY. Where the grass is green and girls are pretty.

7. A stand-up show with no music and no introduction feels more like a meeting. Who's taking the minutes?

8. My life is a fast-moving train again...and that part is fun. It is exciting to know that in 10 days, I will be poised to deal with new and different stuff. And all this current stuff will eventually fade away.

9. I am a mad manifestor. Shortly after thinking, "I should call so and so and schedule the radio thing soon, so I can promote the LA Comedy Fest show" the guy contacted me and asked me if I could do it today! weird.

10. Small world story- Someone responded to the ad to rent my room. She is from Colorado (check), actually Westminster (check!). She went to my high school (check!), was involved in drama (check!), and does improv (check!) She was cast in a show that I coached a few years ago. It was an 8-week improv workshop where the kids did a show at the end-and I was the referee (basic improv cheese). HOW WEIRD is that?

11. I look pretty hot in the strapless bridesmaid dress....who knew? I still need to do a "will the girls stay in their cage when I'm drunk dancing" test. I'll keep you posted.