Things I’m not doing in Denver on Christmas

If I was in Denver right now, I would be:

Hanging out with my family.

Driving in the snow.

Eating a LOT. Cheesy broccoli rice casserole anyone? Pumpkin cream cheese rolls? YES please.

Doing a show tonight at the squire with all my comedy boyfriends. Christmas on Colfax....spreading holiday mirth to Denver's favorite orphans and meth-heads. God that sounds like fun.

Going to See DeVotchka at the Merc on Friday, where I would be able to see Chrissy, Susan, and possibly Karey and Stella...

Seeing all my improv friends; going to the Bovine to see some shows.

Drinking beer with the impulse kids after their show. Laughing with Chris.

Walking to Eric's in the snow, making stops at Brian & Sara's, Pam & Mike's, Patsy & Jeb's...

Scraping ice off my car. Wearing gloves.

But instead, I'm stuck in LA, in the 60 degree weather, still in my pajamas. I haven't gone outside all day. I've been baking a CRAPLOAD of goodies, whipping up a fancy christmas dinner for one, and watching guilty-pleasure dumb movies.

No Christmas Shower for this lady! No Christmas hustling around, and no stress. Just me and my baked goods....making out hardcore.

I hope you're having fun without me Denver! See you next year, you crazy bitch!