BLOG CHALLENGE 2

I had the MOST AMAZING DAY EVER TODAY!


I woke up and did one hour of yoga in the privacy of my own room. But at the end of it, an EXTREMELY average-looking guy walked in, complimented my form and my feet, and then made out with me REAL GOOD. "The best part of waking up..."

I took a shower, and there was hot water!

I was 20 minutes early for work, I got to park on the lot, and my desk was clean when I got there.

I ate a salad for lunch, and it tasted like a cheese pizza.

I got a phone call from the ad agency that does the Target ads- they LOVED my idea for the spot.

I got a call from the Club Jenna people- they LOVED my idea for the new film SUPERBALD.

I bought a copy of the new Morrissey CD- and he THANKED ME in the notes.

I wrote a self-help book, and Oprah wants to do a whole 8 week online course about it!

I got a check in the mail from kid I sponsor in Zimbabwe. Apparently- he’s been investing that eight cents a day and wanted to say THANK YOU!

I helped a lady give birth in the parking lot of a Best Buy- it’s a boy, and he’s already latching onto the Blue Ray.

I sent a digital picture of the sunset to KTLA- and they used it ON THE AIR, using my first name and city!!!!

I watched the Biggest Loser, ate a box of Tagalongs, and lost 8 pounds at the weigh in- TAKE THAT BLUE TEAM!

I learned Final Cut, and got 1,000,000 hits on my internet short about a girl who talks with her mouth full of tagalongs...in ONE HOUR!

I changed my last name to sound more "ethnic," and became a correspondant for FOX news!

Also, after I confronted this guy for hitting on everyone in the bar BUT me....he invited me to Boise for a picnic. And he picked me up in his Honda civic!








Don’t be jealous....you’ll have a good day soon. You just have to believe....it’s the secret!!