BLOG CHALLENGE 4- SUPER JOKE ME.

I am really feeling the effects of trying to come up with something funny every day. I feel like I’m doing my own version of "Super Size Me"- where it sounds like a fun experiment, but a few big macs in, and my kidneys are shutting down.

I never even saw that movie....but I imagine that is how it goes. I heard there is a part where they leave some different burgers and fries sitting out for a while, and after a few weeks, the McDonald’s burger looks as good as new. That’s not gross....that’s AMAZING! I hope that’s how these blogs end up- not all natural and moldy. I want purely mass-produced, hormone-enhanced, long-lasting comedy. Not some mom-n-pop diner burger crap that grows hair after a few days.

I want my jokes to be sold in Starbucks. On a pretty display with some signage that says, "You’ll laugh a latte."

I want people to download a "BLOG ON TAPE" from BarnesandNoble.com

I want people to ask me to sign their copy of the blog...with my electronic
signature. Just like when I put my student loans on deferment.

Also, I want you all to know, that I have been mortified by the misspellings in my blog challenge blogs. I don’t what you thinking, "This crazy lady doesn’t even CARE about grammar and spelling! She was probably educated in Commerce City! Next to the Dog Track and the Flea Market, at a home-school for Appalachian refugees!

Well....as a matter of fact, I do care about spelling, I’m just lazy. And hasty. Put them together and you get lazsty. But I do want to say I’m sorry to Mr. Hoge. He was one of my favorite high school teachers- English- and if he’s reading this, I’m sure he’s proud and ashamed at the same time. Proud that I know how to use a semi-colon; I do not abuse it. But ashamed that I don’t even click the "SPELL CHECK" button before I post it. HEY, HOGE, there is NO spell check button on myspace. TAKE IT UP WITH TOM! Jeez, get off my back.

Also, even though he is retired, he is probably still wearing tweed sport coats with leather patches on the elbows.

And if I could hang out with him for a day, I would totally take him to McDonald’s and tell him about my jokes.....that I wrote...because he was a kickass English teacher.